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Friday, October 8, 2010

musings upon the comm games

who is sick of advance australia fair?...i know the tune is way better than our national anthem but guys…too many golds already…

we have at least four tin medals. i think tin should be a legitimate medal…we won enough at the last games (19 from memory).

we so need a new flag. when one is peering at the telly it needs to be more clearer and less subtle than a slightly different blue that it is not in fact ‘those bloody aussies’

gymnastics…boys..great muscles…girls…way too much glitter

aussie cycling uniforms…sweat has been unfriendly to you..or at least the illusion of sweat… it looks like you have rampant and out of control pubes…just an observation

and wrestling…how homoerotic is it?...’nuff said me thinks

john macbeth (mcbeth…unsure of spelling and who really cares apart from him)…commentating on the swumming…new zild accunt rules…and i quote…it’s the swum team…really, past tense?

my bro had it right…cyclists are mormons in lycra…i like it

dear paul henry…there are two members of the gymnastics team who may not be ‘real’ new zealanders. one has a slavic sounding name and the other looks a bit asian…and the coach doesn’t look like a new zealander either

still on gymnastics…a japanese handstand?...seems to be flavour of the month. back in my days of being a gymnast it was a handstand…none of this wide arms nonsense…we were just straight up and down…whether we liked it or not. bring back the punch front
and on another note…the asian looking kiwi mentioned above did a proper handstand…i like him already!

and we are at 5 silver, 3 bronze and 4 tin…for those who are counting…