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Saturday, January 28, 2012

it's been an interesting break

i knew from watching the muppets as an adult that they were pretty subversive but sesame street is just filthy. bert wants to know why that beaver wants all that wood. and elmo spends all his time saying hey baby. to underage people.
just filthy.
and now i'm off to eat ice-cream.

Friday, December 30, 2011

i love messing with the heads of stupid people

apologies to the genuinely stupid people out there...i'm sure it's not completely your fault

last night in my sleep i wrote a deeply profound blog entry. it was amazing (i'm sure). i think it was about the stupid person who came to my door the other day. she was from mercury energy. every now and then they cold call to get new business. she started the spiel...we're in your area to check you're on the best deal yada yada yada. she then asked me 'do you know which energy company you're with?' to which i replied 'yes i do know which energy company i'm with.' she looked a bit puzzled and stated a bit more of the spiel. then she asked me again 'do you know which energy company you're with?' to which i replied, again, 'yes i do know which energy company i'm with.' she kind of giggled nervously. i then decided to put her out of her misery/stupidity and said i was perfectly happy with my energy company thanks. i think she thought i was reluctant to tell her but really she was asking the wrong question. the script writer didn't do a very good job.

silly girl.

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Saturday, December 17, 2011

another year over...

...thanks john lennon.
i may find some time at some stage to write something deeply profound, or not. though i did like my friend's comment about me wanting to see a movie...the cat in the hat? she asked...well to be fair it is a cat and he wears a hat, but the movie is puss in boots. going to see it later this afternoon...and in 3D. it's my first full length feature in 3D.hope i don't leave with a headache.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

half a day to go

...but that's not counting the half day on friday that the boss demands of us...

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Monday, December 12, 2011

2 1/2 days to go

and still counting...

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Sunday, December 11, 2011

4 1/2 days to go

and counting

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