a volcano erupts

and the world as we know it now implodes upon itself...cool...your thoughts please...

who'd have thought it

i've heard they are smelly...but deadly? they were laughing on the news about this...and i'm pleased i'm not the only one who found this story funny...and yes, i know this was serious...but really?

i dreamed a dream

last night i dreamed i was batman. actually i dreamed i was bill murray being batman. robin williams played robin. consequently we were a crap crimefighting team. there were some good things however. the batmobile rocked. the process whereby our costumes were spraypainted on was great too. and i had a really hot girlfriend (as bill murray playing batman so in a completely non-gay way!). the batcycle was a piece of rubbish though. the toxic smoke button didn't work and as a consequence the little kids on the treadleys managed to catch up with me (loved the 80s video game influence here).