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back again...can you believe it?

well...done half of the title...and to quote andy off 'little britain'...don't like it...

back later

the day after

so...it's the day after...

so. i was sociable. apparently i am not only a cougar, but i am a christmas orphan. my parents ditched me for christmas. it is a legitimate term. there was another christmas orphan at the function i attended yesterday. he was very dry humoured. it was an interesting day. i think i may bullet point my points:

1. my friend's aunt was very entertaining.
2. my friend's 'brother-in-law' cooked a great brunch and then told us the portion sizes we were allowed. because i don't generally eat pork i managed to trade my bacon for another kransky...which...i know...probably contains pork. but since it is in another form it doesn't count. because i said so.
3. we spent the entire christmas brunch discussing penises. this is a very weird topic to be covering with my friend's parents, who i have known since i was 12, at the table...but i think they will get over it (see number 1...i think the aunt alleviated the embarrassment by her questions and being entertaining, to the serious embarrassment of her 18 year old daughter).
4. they did not play endless christmas music...and not once was snoopy played. there is one person i know who will appreciate that.
5. subsequent to point 4. i walked to my function yesterday as it was only 20 minutes up the road. it's great to reduce one's carbon footprint especially since i had a two hour drive later in the day. anyhoo... (and i hope you can follow this...you know who you are...)...i had occasion to walk past the house of the mother-in-law of the person who tries to avoid snoopy's christmas...you would not believe how tempted i was to stop outside said house and in true roving carollers (ha ha) style sing said banned piece of music hoping that the target was there, but i didn't. that was my christmas present to you, mwah!
6. i have stated in a previous entry that i like sport (understatement i know). i am watching the boxing day 20/20. it is close. it also is NOT the boxing day test. this displeases me.

yeah...so...this is a long posting. if people start reading this and talk to me, i may do more longer ones....that always assumes people find me interesting...

until next time...

It's not christmas til Snoopy delivers the goods

Bah Humbug.

and to all of those big kids out there...and you know who you are...who love christmas...merry christmas...eat drink and be merry!

and to those of you who avoid Snoopy's Christmas, some of us don't believe it's christmas til we hear it once...this year christmas arrived on the last day of school. we sang it in final assembly. better than the real thing!

anyhoo...off to my friends place to eat...and possibly socialise...

Bah Humbug.

Looking Back

i know you should always look forward...but i'm gonna take a moment to reminisce...this time last year i was nearly in paris.
today i am sitting in the rain wearing thermals (actually not too dissimilar, was wearing thermals in paris too)
oh...and some minor excitement...as you can see by the last but one entry...someone actually read my blog...now i have to be interesting...

inspiration

so...here's the haps...i'm back

pearls (ha) of wisdom...

and random thoughts...please excuse me...

katie whatever (the kissed a girl chick)...has no idea. as with kissing boys it can be good or bad.

one of my blogging friends disclosed her new year's 08 resolutions. she fulfilled hers...i did too. but her blog will not accept anonymous (oh man..i have no idea how to spell that word when under the affluence of ilcohol, fingers crossed this is right) entries. i fulfilled mine...by the way...simple really and when i drafted this i had it in here...but i've edited it out...

next thing...my non gay friend. she's hot right?...i 'arranged' for her to kiss a chick...a new experience for her..and she aint even grateful...go figure...but...i don't blame her...the chick was a very BAD kisser...but we got free drinks out of it...so who were the real winners?

i'll write when i remember the rest...and one day i might even tell others about this so someone else will read it

bye