the day after

so...it's the day after...

so. i was sociable. apparently i am not only a cougar, but i am a christmas orphan. my parents ditched me for christmas. it is a legitimate term. there was another christmas orphan at the function i attended yesterday. he was very dry humoured. it was an interesting day. i think i may bullet point my points:

1. my friend's aunt was very entertaining.
2. my friend's 'brother-in-law' cooked a great brunch and then told us the portion sizes we were allowed. because i don't generally eat pork i managed to trade my bacon for another kransky...which...i know...probably contains pork. but since it is in another form it doesn't count. because i said so.
3. we spent the entire christmas brunch discussing penises. this is a very weird topic to be covering with my friend's parents, who i have known since i was 12, at the table...but i think they will get over it (see number 1...i think the aunt alleviated the embarrassment by her questions and being entertaining, to the serious embarrassment of her 18 year old daughter).
4. they did not play endless christmas music...and not once was snoopy played. there is one person i know who will appreciate that.
5. subsequent to point 4. i walked to my function yesterday as it was only 20 minutes up the road. it's great to reduce one's carbon footprint especially since i had a two hour drive later in the day. anyhoo... (and i hope you can follow this...you know who you are...)...i had occasion to walk past the house of the mother-in-law of the person who tries to avoid snoopy's christmas...you would not believe how tempted i was to stop outside said house and in true roving carollers (ha ha) style sing said banned piece of music hoping that the target was there, but i didn't. that was my christmas present to you, mwah!
6. i have stated in a previous entry that i like sport (understatement i know). i am watching the boxing day 20/20. it is close. it also is NOT the boxing day test. this displeases me.

yeah...so...this is a long posting. if people start reading this and talk to me, i may do more longer ones....that always assumes people find me interesting...

until next time...