the rhythm is gonna get you...

so there's this chick at the gym right....she's quite regularly in the combat class that i go to. in these classes you do your moves to some music that has a fairly strong beat...and it is bloody loud. my question is...how hard is it to keep in time? i mean it's a pretty strong rhythm...1 2 3 4..you only have to count to 4. this chick...CANNOT keep in time. it's pretty bad. do you know how distracting it is when someone is half a beat behind? let me tell you...bloody...

and to make it worse...she's not the only one...my idea is to have two classes. one for those of us who can keep in time, and one for those who are timily challenged....and before you ask..it is a real word...cos i said so...

meanwhile...back in the land of the free

Right...so America now has its first black President. And what a fuss this morning (our time).

Here's how I see it. All he had to do was swear on a bible that he was going to do better than the last dude who, in my opinion, was a clown. That's all. I reckon that would've cost about $500. Tops. Just get two witnesses and pay them $100 each, a flash JP or Judge or someone to proclaim the oath ($200) and get a cheap bottle of bubbly to 'wet the baby's head' so to speak. Especially as we are in the middle of a recession and America is in shit-loads of debt. I mean, how much did the two day extravaganza cost?

I think it's vulgar.

In my opinion.

out of inspiration

yeah...so...i really have nothing deep and meaningful to say...
i'd been wanting to write something today but it's the holidays. this is when i get super mega boring.
so...i found something to write about. there's a place in england called 'maidenhead'...how embarrassing is it to live in a place named after the thing that girls try desperately to lose?...and apparently it hurts when you lose it...though i believe horseriding can take care of it for you...or tampons...
told you i had nothing deep or meaningful to say...i may edit the rude stuff out of this...not sure...

abdication

So...this sticks in my craw...
in my profession stuff is constantly dumped on us. not only do we have to make sure the chilluns can read, write and do the figuring out...but...we have to teach them budgeting, how to use their arms and legs, how to behave properly in society, how to speak proper, how to get along with other people...and now...according to the government...how to swim so they don't drown their stupid selves...puhlease...where are the parents in all this?...too busy smoking and getting off their faces on p?...pay me 6 figures and i might think more seriously about it...
oh, and by the way...glove up if you can't be a proper parent...
harsh i know...but that's what i think

out with the old...

i really wish I had something deep and meaningful to say...but i don't.

hello 2009...second to last year of the first decade of the third millennium...

and i have one wish...please use apostrophes correctly and appropriately...i.e. "look at the girl's" is wrong...it is a plural. plural means more than one. when there is more than one it does not need an apostrophe. when an apostrophe is used in this manner it indicates possession. since there is a word missing that is the object that belongs to the girl, then this apostrophe is being misused. however..."look at the girl's ______" (add in an object you can see (or would like to see)..i can think of two)...indicates that one girl possesses what you are looking at (or for). the other thing you use an apostrophe for is to indicate missing letters in a contraction...e.g. don't...which is a contraction of do not. the o in not is missing therefore the apostrophe is used in its place...i'm declaring 2009 the year of the apostrophe...let's (contraction of let us) save it before it becomes extinct.

hmmm...i guess i do have something deep and meaningful to say after all...

enjoy 2009, the year of the apostrophe...