i should not watch ads

surely this is an unrealistic claim. how are we expected to believe that by buying your product a two year old can learn 'cause and effect' (that was the claim)? the product is a pretend flip-top mobile phone. and i'm sure the two year olds of today are no different from me when i was two. i didn't have a pretend flip-top mobile phone and i learned cause and effect well enough. are today's parents really sucked in by that mumbo jumbo? and i'll bet that product has a stupid price tag.