a volcano erupts

and the world as we know it now implodes upon itself...cool...your thoughts please...

who'd have thought it

i've heard they are smelly...but deadly? they were laughing on the news about this...and i'm pleased i'm not the only one who found this story funny...and yes, i know this was serious...but really?

i dreamed a dream

last night i dreamed i was batman. actually i dreamed i was bill murray being batman. robin williams played robin. consequently we were a crap crimefighting team. there were some good things however. the batmobile rocked. the process whereby our costumes were spraypainted on was great too. and i had a really hot girlfriend (as bill murray playing batman so in a completely non-gay way!). the batcycle was a piece of rubbish though. the toxic smoke button didn't work and as a consequence the little kids on the treadleys managed to catch up with me (loved the 80s video game influence here).

i should not watch ads

surely this is an unrealistic claim. how are we expected to believe that by buying your product a two year old can learn 'cause and effect' (that was the claim)? the product is a pretend flip-top mobile phone. and i'm sure the two year olds of today are no different from me when i was two. i didn't have a pretend flip-top mobile phone and i learned cause and effect well enough. are today's parents really sucked in by that mumbo jumbo? and i'll bet that product has a stupid price tag.

just make up a word and hope no one notices...

...or just throw a big long one out and sound impressive. is moisturisation an actual word? i just heard it on an ad and i'm not convinced.

on another note and to pick up on a previous post and what a friend blogged...i love the kereru especially their white singlets (though if they were black they'd be even better), but just cos you have a big gun (mm hmm...) doesn't mean you should shoot something and then post it on the internet. sometimes boys are dumb...(but we still love you...goodness knows why!)

phil the greek

i quite like the royal family but i don't take them that seriously. wish they were as exciting as henry's lot. do you reckon the queen goes home and says... phil, honestly, today you made a dick of yourself? i'd like to think she does.

just because you have the right to...

...does it mean you have to? in the states they have the right to bear arms. but do they have to? it has been banned at sports games and some other stuff i can't remember. but why do you have to take your gun with you when buying the foul stuff they call coffee at starbuck's? i know why i would...but a poor coffee is not a reason to shoot someone.