more words of wisdom...

...from our great leader, aka donkey. apparently the media should be more careful with the pitchers (sic) they publish. i've always wanted to use that term by the way. at least helen, while manly sounding, was not as koiwoi with her eccent as he is. not sure if that is endearing or cringeworthy yet...i guess time will tell.

today was a shallow day

golden globes (and i don't mean fake norks, but i'm sure there were many of those on display). thanks to the miracle of sky I was able to watch said awards. I surfed them cos really they aren’t a must watch. stick insects in awful frocks…and that’s just the boys! here are some of my thoughts. sandra bullock should lay off the botox. and don’t get me started on mickey rourke. he is unrecognisable and not in a jennifer grey way. at least we can still tell who she is. mickey should’ve stopped about 20 surgeries ago. what was chloe sevigny wearing? and how boring was scorsese? if ever you craved wrap up music it was then. i found leonard maltin’s delayed picks on entertainment tonight amusing seeing as I had seen the show so knew the results for what he was predicting. he was wrong on nearly every single account. hilarious.

and. another note. as someone who fits into the cougar category…I am not offended by the air new zealand ad. those who are (in my opinion) need to get a life (and sorry i couldn't be arsed finding the ad...but here's one someone else found for me earlier...hope it still works and seeing as i only have dial up i can't check...and no...not getting broadband so stop your nagging :P).

and in the good grief stakes...the spokesperson for kia kaha (charmaine love) thinks it is 'fentestuc' that prince william wears her clobber...elocution lessons from donkey methinks.

are people really that fick?...

i mean seriously. last night there was a docudrama on the tv about an 8.2 earthquake hitting wellington. now i know that the timing wasn't the best but they probably had scheduled it months before haiti. it sparked a war of the worlds reaction. people were ringing the emergency services in real distress about our "quake". and i know at least one person who had a message on her FB wall saying i heard there was an earthquake and i couldn't reach you hope you're ok please call me. couple of points. the newsreaders reading the 'news' were not people we have ever seen on the news before...that would've been your first clue, and secondly...it was a repeat...it's screened before...go be stupid somewhere else for goodness' sake.

on a different note. my new favourite word is a word that means to go really fast in a vehicle and ring the guts out of it. i'm just not sure how to spell the word. is it fang...phang...or whang...?

news from the 'fun' division

this guy should be congratulated. if you can get your treadly up to that speed then more power to you. mean police.

i'm sure his parents like his name...

is anthony head most famous for...
a. being the brother of murray (one night in bangkok) head?,
b. that buffy thing,
c. being the PM in little britain,
d. being hot,
e. all of the above,
f. another thing i haven't listed but someone else can contribute to...

p.s. apparently tony can sing too.
p.p.s. he's not bad for an old guy...old fullas can be hot too.

and a segue...my favourite musical is les mis. love that they have changed it as i saw when in london. love that my favourite javert is an australian (philip quast).
have read the book twice and hate that the gavroche connection to eponine was deleted. when i saw les mis in the uk i was surrounded by antipodeans. loved that. i will see les mis in as many different cities as i can. so far it's only three.

the best names in cricket today…

...in my humble opinion, are onions and morkel. if anyone can tell me what a morkel is then i’d appreciate it…(i think it’s a device used to aid breathing while doing something rude)…any other ideas?

this just to hand...

(image is of news reader with furrowed brow, finger firmly in ear as he delivers very important news, yes, i know, sexist, but the mispronounciation was by a man).

...today on three news a new country was invented. its name is finn-land. the founders of finn-land are a little bit strange. they all have musical talent. the elder statesmen of finn-land dress in strange attire and have friends who play the spoons. the most prominent member of the next generation of finn-landians has a strangely irish name and a beard like a rhododendron bush that you could lose a badger in. he also has a brother called elroy. more later…

happy new year (but not new decade, that is next year)!

p.s…spot the homage.